Wednesdays are exhausting. Crowds are hard for me, so church stuff wears me out. That, coupled with my son throwing up a little bit ago, has made me think I’d rather be sleeping than blogging.
So, I decided to look up online generators, and found this site.
And to be really lazy, I generated a random blog entry:
Welcome to the Blog-o-Matic. And here is your dynamically generated, completely random and copyright-free blog post:
Everything to know about Ajax
What would you say if I told you that there is more to life than to make more enemies. Why am I talking about Ajax, you probably wonder… OK, I will tell you something here now… Sometime around last year my hair was silly. Yeah, just what it sounds like. Anyway. Although it felt more like a dream to me then. I stumbled upon a purple bird. Insert drum-roll here, because…
Date: 2006-02-02 07:56:48 Permalink Comments (0)
How cool is that?
And then there’s this one, which gave me a new name:
And then there’s the Excuse Generator, which generated the following:
I got so absorbed in tracking down the sinister forces that control our lives that I could hardly function as a human being– and then my boss got on my case COMPLETELY unfairly. I am so unspiritual sometimes! Anyway, I hope the cat doesn’t have kittens this week
And this one:
I got so involved with this stupid flame-war on the Net that I could hardly function as a human being– and then my test came back positive (a mistake, it turned out). I am so put upon by occult forces sometimes! Anyway, I hope my new meditation program clears up the problem this week.
Here is a Biblical Curse Generator, and I got the following:
“Take heed, O thou Amalekite dog, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!”
So, go have some fun, and let me know if you find anything cool, okay?
*Edited to add, something went horribly wrong with my font size. I have no clue what I did, but I’m sorry if you can’t read this. See above excuses!