When I was about ten or so, I had a strange dream. In it, I was an adult, and I had a big flap of skin that hung off of, you guessed it, my ass.
It was so big and long that it drug on the ground, much like a wedding dress skirt or train. As I walked around in the back yard, little kids would jump on for a ride, and at one point I was dragging about ten kids around the yard, all of whom were sitting on my ass.
So now when I’m tired, my natural thought is to use an old phrase my parents used, “My ass is draggin!” Which always makes me think of the Dream of the Dragging Ass.
Now, aren’t you glad you stopped by for that?