Either flu or food poisoning, and it isn’t fun. It’s making me grumpy, shaky, and generally miserable right now, even though I stopped throwing up two days ago. Yesterday, I spent the day in bed. Today, I’ve spent the day in the living room.
Today, i have the shittiest attitude ever, and i’m feeling even more pissed off because this stupid blog program doesnt’ have a stupid auto-correct, so if i want my stupid i’s capitalized, I have to do it myself, and i’m too freaking lazy to do it today. so no caps for you, friends.
so i’m pissed off for no reason whatsoever. I think i’m irritated that i’m not better yet. i still feel kitten-weak, no, de-clawed kitten weak. my kids are having to fend for themselves. i did manage to fix dinner tonight [steve is pointless when it comes to cooking]. it even tasted good, so points for me.
i got really dehydrated from my bout of diarrhea and vomiting. i’m mostly recovered from it, and i ate half a baked potato and a couple of chicken fritters for dinner, even though I wasn’t hungry, so I shouldn’t be so freaking shaky, and yet, my arms are shaky. WTF?
So my friend lindsay had a flu bug a couple of weeks ago, and she said she felt 100% again after 24 hours, which either means we got a different flu bug or we got food poisoning, which sucks. Likely candidate? Salmonella fits every symptom, including the delay in symptoms for me [i got sick a day and a half after steve]. I also read you can be a carrier of salmonella for months after having it, which is gross, and necessitates frequent cleanings of the house, which I physically can’t do right now.
woe is me! i am whiny, hear me mmmeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwwwwww. sorry, i got no roar.
so life is on hold, but I’m feeling restless. in fact, i’m so freaking grumpy, i want to pick a fight with someone, just to start shit. how pitiful is that? i’m not gonna, though. i’ve got a little self-control. i am going to whine about it to you, though, because if you’re still reading, you’re obviously a very good listener, and a non-judgmental one, at that. 😉 sorry, that made me giggle a little.
so maybe i’m doing better. hey, let’s see if I can start every single paragraph with the word ‘so’? what’s that about anyway? i think it’s one of the dangers of writing with the same ‘voice’ you speak with. I split my infinitives, end sentences with prepositions, and say ‘so’ and ‘anyway’ and ‘so anyway’ a lot in real life. I know I shouldn’t, but I likeit. it’s partly what makes me Shelbi. hee hee. [oh yeah, hee hees are multi annoying, and yet, I love them dearly, and use them every chance I get].
heh. so this is me, combative and rude and obnoxious, and believe it or not, i’m keeping it mostly under control here. my eyes burn, and i’m thirsty, and now steve’s calling me, so I’ll talk to you, later.